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La pàgina de burocràcia:

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L'autor d'aquesta web declina tota resonasabilitat possible de danys i perjudicis que hi pugui haver en la web, doncs no ha estat pas fet amb mala intenció.

No feu un mal ús de la web, ni de la informació que hi conté, sigueu respectuosos amb el mèdi ambient, recicleu.

Sigui com sigui, jo no en tinc la culpa. o sigui que ja queda tot dit.

Si tant us agrada la web, accepto targetes de crèdit, talons, bitllets, i calderilla, transferències, o harware --- tot tot i tot!

Home of LeChuWeb Privacy Policy

Home of LeChuWeb is created to preserve my borring live, that is fading rapidly from human' collective memory. Being a not-for-profit rather than an e-commerce site, Home of LeChuWeb does not collect any personally identifiable information about you such as name, address, phone number, or e-mail address, without voluntary consent from you. Moreover, any personal information you posted on the site (such as your e-mail address in the Guestbook or message board) is neither collected nor passed on to third parties.

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a site designed and intended 
SOLELY for FRIENDS, people who are or have been in my 
live, who are interested in and wish to have access to 
visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a 
very important part of my friends.
The materials which are available within this site may 
include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of
our activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who has
not kind thinks, or doesn't lke us, or who does not wish
to be exposed to such materials. By entering this website 
you are making the following statements:

1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of 
this moment, I am a normal person, insane, and that your
brain works correct

2. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 
any circumstances to see these privat materials, and 
to have access to any of the materials contained within 
this site if he/she is not a healthi person too.

3. I understand that when I gain access to this site, I 
will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions 
and audio sounds of a friendsift, frankly good, and, 
which may include graphic visual depictions and 
descriptions of us, our lives, and our activities.

I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to 
view, read and/or hear the various materials which are 
available, for my own personal enjoyment, information 
and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my 
interest in this matters, which is both healthy and 
normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared 
by average adults in my community. I am familiar with
the standards in my community regarding the acceptance 
of such friendly oriented materials, and the materials 
I expect to encounter are within those standards. In my 
judgement, the average people in my community accepts
the consumption of such materials by willing people in 
circumstances such as this which offer reasonable 
insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling 
people, and will not find such materials to appeal 
to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive.

En català:
Si no t'has enterat de res... em sap molt de greu,
bàsicament diu que si no estàs sa mentalment per veure
sentir o llegir tot el que pugui contenir la web, doncs 
que no ho facis, ja que ets bén lliure de mirar-la o no.
Ah, i que si no estàs equilibrat mentalment que tampoc 
miris la pàgina, i que si la mires, acceptes de no 
donar la direcció a algú desequilibrat mentalment segons
la mitjana de la resta de la societat (la catalana en
aquest cas.
Dit això, espero que ho passeu molt i molt bé, ja veureu
com si!

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